1. It's not criticism, it's sarcasm.
2. Read my second line, where I say it takes years to learn. So, we really can't help you.
3. I'll guide you to your first steps:
- Learn intermediate/advanced C++ or Java to get a basic idea of programming concepts and logic.
- Learn Visual Studio, in any language of your preference.
- When you're done with the above two steps (which should take between 0.5 to 5 years depending on your time and resolve), ask your question again.
THEN, we will be able to help you out. 
Message edited by uttaresh on 01-03-2009 at 08:44:03 AM
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